I’m finally coming out of the closet. For several years, some of my closest friends and family have known about my secret. Now it is time to share it with the world and what better place to share it than here? Here goes.
I WATCH THE BACHELOR.
God, I feel better now.
I’ve taken much flack over the years from male and female friends alike. Apparently, it amuses some that I watch the show. It also amuses me that most people don’t read the newspaper, but hey, we’re all different.
I won’t even attempt to defend the merits of the show with an explanation of why I watch it. Truth be told, I’m not sure that I even know myself. It’s probably something similar to why people slow down to look at car accidents or train wrecks — it’s something you don’t see every day. Similarly, does anything in my life resemble the drama depicted on the Bachelor? No. Perhaps, there’s my reason for watching.
So this season of The Bachelor is already a few episodes in and it’s beginning to get interesting as the drama (as always) intensifies between the women. Most of the duds, bimbos, and mental cases have been eliminated, save a few. I should also note that I feel somewhat uncomfortable judging women, but with this show, I’ll make an exception.
Around the midpoint each season, I begin making early predictions regarding who I see as being in the Top 4 and ultimately, who I see potentially winning the show. My track record is about 50/50 for winning predictions.
The Top 4 is a significant stage in the show because the women have an opportunity to bring Ben (the Bachelor) to their hometowns — introducing him to friends and family, etc. The show begins to take a noticeably more serious tone thereafter. Below, I have outlined my predictions for the Top 4 women in order of their elimination. I also included a wildcard to hedge my bets.
Note: I do not read any Bachelor spoilers or watch the scenes for upcoming episodes.
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4) Jennifer — Age 28.
This accountant from Oklahoma made quite an impression being named as the “best kisser” among the group by the bachelor himself. However, she has about as much personality as a dead doormat.
She’s likeable enough to carry her through to the final 4 — mainly because the other gals leave even more to be desired. I know Ben has said he likes his women to have “independence”, but ultimately, that’s just code for a woman who doesn’t smother him 24/7 and doesn’t expect a weekly allowance. If she lightens up a bit and uses some of her more natural “talents” then she could just make a liar out of me.
3) Courtney — Age 28.
The girl is a lightning rod for controversy, and the show’s only source of entertaining drama. It does pain me however to have her in my top 4 — and number 3 at that.
She clearly has issues and appears to be a legitimate fame whore — not to mention the fact that she’s only marginally attractive for a model. Ben is buying her bullshit for now, but I think she’ll eventually show the bachelor just how bat shit crazy she really is. Besides, I seriously question her motives — I doubt that she actually likes the dude, at all.
There is a chance that she sneaks into the Top 2, at which point she would meet Ben’s family — who would hopefully act as the voice of reason.
2) Lindzi – Age 27.
The bachelor considers himself to be an outdoorsy kind of guy. I’m pretty sure this girl fits the bill — riding horses and all. It will be interesting to see what her family is like. Riding bareback is cool and all, but he might not be down with marrying into a family of backwoodsmen. Regardless, she’s attractive and legitimately appears to be a positive person. I’d be shocked if she wasn’t in the finale.
1) Kacie B. — Age 24.
I knew she would be the winner after their first date in Sonoma. She’s obviously gorgeous and their chemistry is undeniable. Bachelors of past seasons usually go out of their way to spend time with the eventual winner while on the group dates. Ben has routinely done this with Kacie B. The only thing that could hold her back is her insecurities about the other women and her age — she does appear to act young at times.
The Wildcard: Nicki — Age 26.
We haven’t seen much from the brunette, dental hygienest from Texas. She could be one to look out for.
I look forward to watching the drama unfold tonight. Any predictions?
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